Don't have time to read about all the crap that happened over the weekend? Just look here, its condensed and funny as shit!
Osi Umenyiora out for season - Big blow to the defending champs who now have lost half of their Brady-Smashing defensive line. Maybe now the Redskins and Eagles will have a chance at winning the division. Bahahaha I'm just joking, of course they still have no shot.
Hawaii wins Little League World Series - Why this is news I have no idea, but apparently ESPN deems it important enough to devote their ENTIRE weekend to it. Thanks, I love hearing little Johnny's favorite player, color and snack. Actually, I like Oreos, too, how weird is that?
Pavano to the rescue - Yankees pitcher Carl Pavano made his first start in about 38 years over the weekend. The news isn't that he went 5 innings and gave up only three runs, earning a victory in the process. It's the fact that the second he stepped on the mound he DIDN'T spotaneously combust. Kudos to you, Mr. Pavano.
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