Sunday, September 14, 2008

Cards are 2-0, Earth yet to implode


After their 31-10 pounding of the Miami Dolphins on Sunday, the Cardinals stand at 2-0, and leading their division. Both Larry Fitzgerald (pictured above jumping 30 feet in the air) and Anquan Boldin had over 100 yards receiving, and Boldin had 3TD catches. To show how bad the Cardinals have been historically, CBS displayed a huge graphic about what the world was like the last time the Cardinals were 2-0 to start the season. Gas was at $1.09, Bush I was president, and the Cotton Gin has just been invented. Just about everything went right for the Cards on Sunday, which means nothing will go right for the Cards for the rest of the season. Their karma is officially at zero, if karma were measured in numbers (which it probably is).

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