Former Cardinals player and current Bengals Linebacker Darryl Blackstock was suspended for four games on Tuesday, after testing positive for performance-enhancing supplements. They almost never say what supplements they were, but I hope it was something cool, like Snake Testosterone or Sex Panther. You have to make sure it's made of real bits of panther though, that way you know it's good.
By the way this is just fitting for the Bengals. A guy plays three years with another team, signs with the Bengals THEN gets suspended. It's like a match made in Heaven.
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