Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The Cardinals BARELY won


Thank the good lord that the Cardinals came away with the victory on Monday night, beating the 49ers 29-24 in one of the best games of the season. If the Cardinals didn't win I would really have no point in living, if only for the reason that I'd have to see Mike Singletary's ugly face for about 8 straight hours on ESPN. Did anyone else notice how he apparently transformed into a supermodel, because the damn camera loved him on Monday. When the Niners got the ball to the 2 yard line with 50 seconds left I was dreading seeing his face if they got a touchdown to go ahead. I knew that image would be burned into my retina for the rest of my life and ESPN would be thanking their lucky stars they get to show his press conference (which I'm sure would have gone on for like 12 hours). Next up: next Sunday at Seattle. A game the Cardinals should win, but probably won't.

P.S. I just thought of the headline ESPN.com would have had if they 49ers won. Five bucks it would have been "Singletary Vision". Ten bucks says my lunch would have been on my keyboard after that as well.

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