It was announced on Wednesday that the Yankees signed pitcher/fat guy C.C. Sabathia to a 7-year/$161 million contract. Why the hell would you pay this guy that much? He had a good month, then got tired, then got pounded in the playoffs. It's amazing his fat ass could even make it through the negotiations without having a heart attack. I heard from a reliable source (myself) that his diet mainly consists of oreos and whatever else he can fit into his deep fryer.
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