The Netherlands defeated the Dominican Republic 2-1 in 11 innings on Tuesday night to eliminate the Dom. Rep. from the World Baseball classic. This is a huge upset not because the Dominican Republic has a ridiculous lineup (Yankees 2b Robinson Cano was hitting 7th, to give you an idea), but because they got beat by the freakin' Netherlands. For God's sake, 90% of the Netherlands economy is from marijuana and hookers (I didn't look this up but I assume it's pretty accurate). I'm surprised they even found 9 players that wanted to leave the friendly confines of Amsterdam to play in this stupid tournament. I heard they almost had to use a cardboard box with a glove stapled to it as a second basemen. He's a good player but he just can't turn two as well as the other guys.
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