This is more for myself to remember (and to have a record of this that I can lookup anytime). Below are my predictions for the Arizona Cardinals 2009 Season (Hint: Scores included!). These are off the cuff so if any are wrong, that's why.
Week 1 - 49ers. Win 24-20. A season opener that will be a close game, I'm really hoping for a win here.
Week 2 - @Jaguars. Win 28-17. A bold prediction, but I think we'll see a nice win in J-Ville.
Week 3 - Colts. Loss 23-22. I have a feeling something weird will happen in this game (it's on national TV and it's the Cardinals, so, you know) which will cause that weird score.
Week 4 - Bye. Win 28-0. A strong showing by the Birds will make this a blowout.
Week 5 - Texans. Win 35-31. Antonio Smith will run his mouth and lose in a shootout.
Week 6 - @Seahawks. Loss 24-23. A shitty game ends with Seattle driving down the field for a win. Stupid Seahawks.
Week 7 - @Giants. Loss 35-17. I've seen too many Cardinals games to know a blowout when I see it. A bigger shock than the final score will be the Cards keeping it close.
Week 8 - Panthers. Win 33-13. Same as last time, Jake "Of the home" Delhomme takes a beating.
Week 9 - @Bears. Loss 10000-0. It would be nice to get paypack for the famous "Let 'em off the hook" game, but the Cardinals won't do it.
Week 10 - Seahawks. Win 33 - 23. Big win here, helps the Cardinals inch closer to a division title.
Week 11 - @Rams. Win 24-18. The Rams kick a boatload of field goals, but Warner (or Leinart) lead the Birds to a win.
Week 12- @Titans. Loss 21-17. Close score but the Titans could have easily won by 10 or more (mark my words).
Week 13 - Vikings. Win 28-27. A game the Cardinals could easily lose, but they pull out the win (somehow) and avenge last year's ass whopping.
Week 14 - @49ers. Win 28-20. Great win here, division is done. Cards win it, wooo! Wooo!
Week 15 - @Lions. Win 35-31. The Lions keep it close because the Birds are lackadaisical from last week's gigantic win. ONE CAVEAT: If the Lions are 0-13 at this point, the Cardinals will DEFINITELY lose. They are terrible when losing streaks are on the line.
Week 16 - Rams. Win 24-10. Either happy they got of Detroit with a win, or pissed as hell they lost to an 0-13 (and 0-29) team, the Cardinals come out and crunch the rams.
Week 17- Packers. Win 28-24. I'm picking a win here, but it could go a lot of different ways. If both teams have something to play for, the Cards barely win. If only one team has something to play for, that team wins.
BOOM! I just made the NFL season a lot easier for everyone to watch. Now there's no drama, you can relax! You're welcome!
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