Thursday, August 21, 2008

Usain Bolt is ridiculous


Over the past few days, Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt has won gold medals in both the 100 meter and 200 meter races. Not only that, he broke the world record in both events (and he even screwed around in the 100 meter). This guy is so damn fast its insane. Also, where the heck did he come from and how come no one knew about him until now? Actually, a better question is; how can we use his superpower to our advantage? Do you realize how quickly he could get me an entire office's coffee order? Or how fast he could mow my lawn? Just THINK of the applications!

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